Tux

This is Tux, my virtual pet. Taking care of Tux takes minimal time and effort, and it does not take money (except electricity consumption).

The more I pet Tux, the happier he gets. His mood has improved from "hazy" to "admired by Emperors" in this couple of days.

Food provides speed, which gets pretty useful for winning races. Tux wins consistently now.

False humility is not a virtue, is it? Hear me gloat